Help! I don't want this animal euthanized! Can I bribe the humane society?

I strongly doubt they would, but you can go on petfinder.com and find no-kill rescues in your area and offer to sponsor him financially if they will pull him. Its no guarantee, but its the best shot for him. Also let you local animal control your talking to rescues to try and have him pulled so they might be willing to spare him some time for you. Good luck, its a great thing to try and help this dog!